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ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

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No seriously

oh my fucking god

(Source: kyuofcosmic)

swagmom2007:

when ur walking by people and they laugh

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middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.
fierrrrrrce:

http://fierrrrrrce.tumblr.com
dirtmtndew:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

how to always pick up girls
theclearlydope:

That’s how super villains are born. 
blazepress:

Dad Brutally Destroys All of His Sons Video Games with a Lawnmower